Letterman's
Top Ten Reasons why Golf is Better
than Sex
#10
A below par performance is considered
damn good.
#
9 You can stop in the
middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple
of beers.
#
8 It's much easier to find
the sweet spot.
#
7 Foursomes are encouraged.
# 6
You can still make money doing it as a
senior.
# 5
Three times a day is possible.
#
4 Your partner doesn't
hire a lawyer if you do it with someone
else.
#
3 If you live in Florida,
you can do it almost every day.
#
2 You don't have to cuddle
with your partner when you're finished.
.....and the
#
1 reason why Golf is better than Sex....
If your equipment gets old and rusty,
you can replace it.
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